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Money Line Wallet Casinos

August 30th, 2011 | Author: J. Howard

Can you write an amusing little tale re: a CASINO that includes at least 5 of these lines,just 4 fun?

1. Line ‘em up,babe….line ‘em line up.
2. Don’t you DARE take one more trip to the ATM !!
3. Sorry gits it ONCE, you nasty idiot.
4. Got any chocolate covered raisins and a Whiskey Sour?
5. Hee HAWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!
6.The ride home was made more miserable by the constant prattle of my devout Baptist husband.
7. Uhhhhh…..that’s MY money, partner.
8. I’ve got more smoke in my lungs than money in my wallet.
9. With glazed over eyes, Sunshine said a prayer and tried one more time.
10. ♫ It’s off to the bank I go. It’s off to the bank I go. I made some green at the gambling scene…..la,la,la,la,la LAAAAAAAAA !! ♫

(Memo: I was eating some delicious choc. covered raisins as I was thinking up these silly lines. …now if I ONLY had a Whiskey Sour. hehe)

“With glazed over eyes, Sunshine said a prayer and tried one more time (9) to throw boxcars.”
And then everyone heard, “It’s off to the bank I go. It’s off to the bank I go. I made some green at the gambling scene…..la,la,la,la,la LAAAAAAAAA !!” (10). If only she had …gone off to the bank. But there was a bar near the entrance, and giving in to her baser self, she stopped there.

“Got any chocolate covered raisins and a Whiskey Sour?”(4) she cooed. That drink went down in one gulp. And then there was no stopping her, “Line ‘em up,babe….line ‘em line up.” (1) she said to the overweight and balding bartender who was beginning to look more like a certain marshal with every swallow.

Money gone now on lavish tips to the identical twin brother of Marshal Dillon, Sunshine slid off the bar stool. A wheel barrow was brought in to scoop her up. And the last words that were heard as she was carted off, were “Hee HAWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!” (5)